The day I found out I was as deep as a basket of botto… was the same day I learned that the problem with fishing for compl… is that you can’t throw them back

I generally find that the only thi… People are less interested in hear… Than what I dreamt about last nig… Is the poem I wrote this morning Which actually makes sense

The best way to control somebody Is to divide the mind from the bod… Because the body is where the soul…

The scientific method has, at long last arrived at a unifying theory which, for it is a dead end

The problem is we’re running out of time and the only solution is playing the long game

The difference between God and ma… Is that man can’t abide A free Jew While God will abide With the Jews

My matchmaker couldn’t find me any… but she suggested I go to the bing… and focus on the woman who played the most cards per game

When I sallied forth to share my… just one voice in the wild multipl… They told me to go fly a kite; it seemed that’s just life in the… Then I recalled as it began to ta…

As the civil war raged on between too much, too soon and too little, too late I thought I’d found

If you travel through time it’s always the best of times and the worst of times; it’s just the ratio

Freedom looks like Total autonomy When really, it’s The deepest connection

The time is right When we realize The price is right What is the price? If you have to ask

The first half of life Is spent waiting for the inevitabl… But inevitably, you get distracted… Because a watched pot never boils The second half of life

In contemporary materialism the miracle of consciousness is filtered through zeros and ones making One a number of things with zero chance of going right

God is a verb Woman is a noun And man is an adjective Put them together and you have Moderate