At bottom crypto mining is just another form of extracting fossil fuels But the crypt keeper knows that the best way to hide somethin…

In days gone by we said you can lead a horse to water but you can’t make it drink In these more opportune times it’s widely understood that

I don’t know what being alone with your thoughts is like for you but for me it’s like I’m watching them

Putin lost his mind then he lost his war then he lost his job or Putin dropped the mask

Our task is never-ending And our time is limited This is a major source of complain… But consider the opposite possibil… Our work here is done

Relationships are hard work unless you’ve preemptively announc… that you’re quitting but staying on as a volunteer

My life was about to go down the drain but the drain was clogged

Facing a fate worse than death– Immortality with neither body nor… Because Nothing ventured, nothing lost– Life is worth dying for

If your phalanges cause you to philander pluck off the ring

When Eddie Money said “I’ve got two tickets to paradise” he didn’t mention that the paradise sales team only sells tickets in pairs

When anything you think Can and will be used against you The purpose of state-funded educat… Will be learning not to think As the doyens of higher learning

Everybody knows that Jews are indigenous to Israe… that they were frogmarched out into the oft-deadly diaspora by th… and that they have openly and

The culture war is a total war burning down everything from sea to shining sea

It takes talent to write a hit pie… but anyone can write a puff piece that in thirty years will read as a hit piece