The quartermaster is responsible f… and nothing more Some of you will be content to half-ass the rest of it Some of you will be willing to ris…
Blood is thicker than water Unless it’s blood From a turnip
Tired of my pre-contemplation phas… God sent me my wife Who Contemplated me during the honeymo… Prepared me for fatherhood
I was one of the ones who craved religion without religion This, apparently was easy to arrange But now that I’m longing for
According to experts There are only seven basic plots Limited to the believable There are no experts on the truth Because the truth
The usual cruelty Is having multiple children And enforcing a hierarchy In order to keep the peace Unusual cruelty
On Fresh Air they always mention that their rock historian lives in France as if he were in exile from rock a… the same way James Joyce wrote ab…
The difference between sports and real life is that if Love played basketball against Empire, Hate, Violence and Death and won
You can’t study for the purity test but you can copy from your neighbor
On planet Earth there are natural… Anything you do comes with natural… On Google Earth there are no limi… You can do anything you want But anything you do
It’s easy to choose between good and bad So, when there are no good choices most people take the easy way out
My mid-life crisis is the fear that my tombstone epit… Like chicken, he went with everyth…
Those who show no compunction are the most gifted at seduction and short of a permanent injunctio… we all face induction by way of their unction
If nothing is possible Because of the inevitable– We mortals all die in the end– Then we are left to do the impossi… And become immortal by
The one path to a sustainable future is understanding that people will only agree to cuts in their standard of livin…
