Known knowns: Who I think you think I am Known unknowns: Who you think I am Unknown unknowns:

You can’t put a square peg in a round hole but you can put a JPEG in a memory hole

Now you only get to choose which hill you’re going to comply on

You can’t make art worth dying for with what art is worth paying for

The narrative arc of the Matrix m… appears to be about man vs. machin… when really it’s about resolving man vs. woman: A man must learn

I always liked making people laugh until my undergraduates told me that it was an abuse of power asym…

War is hell, but be– ing conquered is hell on Earth which makes it much worse

In the New Age everybody knows that everything happens for a reason but nobody knows the reason so, everybody pastes together

Human beings are that species For whom No Is considered a cryptic response While

The first half of life: If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it The second half of life: If you can’t fix it

An army marches on its stomach but it convoys on its internal combustion engine Still, the way to

Heart cancer is vanishingly rare because a heart of gold only spreads love, not gold while a mind of gold inevitably spreads all the way

God: Do you trust me? Me: It’s not my fault!

Everyone who uses language believes in God Prayer is the act of admitting that you believe in God