Told to shut my mouth I took them literally Zipped my lips And held my breath Until I could stomach it no longe…

The difference between Mother Nature and God the Father is that the former doesn’t suffer fools gladly while the latter

Less self-interest is in your best interest except on Pinterest

Whenever an authority figure says It’s my way or the highway I end up wanting to have it both w…

When people say I live on my phone I wonder how they withstand the pr… Of eight tons per square inch

Language shouldn’t work A word, all words Are defined by other words Defined by still further words And on and on

In countries with official state-r… Everyone pretends to pay attention So that they can go back to being… In countries with unacknowledged s… Everyone pays attention

When they drew a winner It looked like we’d won By the luck of the draw But we came by our good fortune The honest way:

In a word, the internet is a Goliath Remember, Moshiach will be from the line of… Goliath,

Life is simple; the meaning of life is complicated As a man I’m a simple creature but I’ve been married long enough… that women are complicated

All consciousness is false consciousness but some consciousnesses are easier to fake

It always comes back to Love and work– The whole point of Love of country Is found in doing the work

The biggest change Since I found God Is who I am Trying to impress Which is how you know

Seeing as I’m just the messenger It would be easier to tell you Than to show you Because words are all I’ve got But since, if I told you

AI exploits its facial recognitio… By identifying you as an individua… In order to control the crowd Until you no longer recognize your… Conversely