No one is exactly sure why God switched from a pass/fail syst… to having you grade yourself but there have been quite a lot of B-plusses flying ar…

I put out a comedy album Side A was called Wins Side B was called Losses Only one side was funny

Life may be defined by loss But the picture Next to the definition Depicts acceptance

My favorite plot twists have always been quicksand and amnesia but I have this sinking feeling I’m forgetting something

If Star Wars is actually told From R2-D2’s perspective Then our only hope Is that God lets us go on believi… We are more powerful

The cogito may be airtight but its reverse– I am, therefore I think– is less certain

Did we stop playing the long game because it is the wrong game or is it only the wrong game because we’ve long since stopped p… Or is asking that question more of…

I’ve reached the age where getting ready for bed is like preparing for a spacewalk

Natural disaster was always an act of God With climate change we’ve made it our own

Like Ikea fur– niture, I am difficult to put together

People ask if God is real But that’s the wrong question The real question is whether or no… We are afraid to ask that question Because we are afraid of what othe…

Goodbye is not always goodbye In fact, it never is For while I may never see you aga… I’ll never unsee you

During the rodeo clown shortage nobody thought that the rodeo mime… but the mimes surprised everyone distracting the bulls by silently evoking the dignity

Guilty, I’d pled when left for dead for what I had said but as the undead squeezed my bonehead

You’ll know whether you’re there to make things better or to make yourself feel better by how you react when you’re told you can do better