A funny thing happened when I told them that you can either laugh or you can cr… No one laughed but for a second

Social media is proof of concept That you can please Some of the people all of the time And this starts to feel mighty pow… But this feeling is a forgetting

My wife and I have remained happi… because she recognizes me as capta… as long as I acknowledge her as air traffic control

The One Ring had it backwards The one thing that bestows power is

Entire lives can be lived waiting for the other shoe to drop although often this just means you’re being crushed at a snail’s…

It’s not a wine and cheese crowd unless everyone there hates crowds

It turns out that the afterlife is only as long as you can keep the exit interview go…

You can’t take both forks in the road but you can overpack

The world to come will be Exactly the same But for one startling difference: God’s love will never go unrequite…

In the real world there is no plot to speak of but plot devices everywhere

You bet your bottom dollar I’ll bet the bottom of my heart

Future generations will laugh at o… their augmented cognition instantl… how the magician’s lovely assistan… but there is one trick they will n… half in fear that it would crash t…

Art is where the Symbolic meets the Real forming a liminal space between meaning and its absence AI-generated art is where the Unr…

The easiest way to tell that climate change is a new religion is that it allows for plenty of missed deadlines

You can strive for quality and never know if you will get any… You can pursue recognition and never know if you’ve done any… Or you can pretend to do both