Life was once a high-wire act without a net Now it’s tennis without a net

After fifteen years of marriage I thought by now I’d have made partner

The unconscious is to repression as The algorithms are to redaction

The fatal mistake Is taking his weakness For kindness

Yes, humans suck– that’s a universal The reason we haven’t been able to fix it is that being a human doesn’t suck for eve…

We’ve gone from treating people as a means to an end to using them as props for pretend

The old playbook was all about helping you know the right time to go for it

Reasonable people can disagree By agreeing to disagree But unreasonable people Can’t disagree on anything So, they have to agree on everythi…

The less you need to control the more powerful you

Democracy was superseded not by a police state but by a witness protection progra…

When I listen to the blues I can’t stop thinking of advice I’d give

One problem with civilization is that the people drawn to power are precisely those who lack it

The sloth’s plangent gaze confirms what we already know: The eighth deadly sin is haste

I like positive reinforcement As much as the next guy And the next guy Gets a lot of likes So, it’s back to the grindstone

Most people can get away with sweeping a few things under the ru… but when I started working at the… I couldn’t help noticing how the rugs looked like