I tried using my get out of jail free card but the CVV on the back was Roman Numerals for eleven
If things feel prearranged it’s because you’ve already rearranged
The free food programs during the pandemic were great So, to compensate people began to ration love
When you first arrive in hell they… Get comfortable, you’re going to b… Which is exactly how they hold on…
The moment I think It’s beneath me the solid ground collapses into a sinkhole where I remain
I know how it must sound– A two-year long two—week lockdown— But let me expound And dish the lowdown: What we fear’s a hoedown
With all other things human beings must guard against what is too good to be true in order to stay alive With God
During the rodeo clown shortage nobody thought that the rodeo mime… but the mimes surprised everyone distracting the bulls by silently evoking the dignity
When bees come back to the hive From their excursions in the world They do a dance To inform the other bees Where the good nectar is
Mid-life crisis: the failure to start hoping you don’t get what you want
I have a bad habit of predicting the future; it has kept me alive but only to fight another day And yes, my brain is pattern-seeki…
Free will consists of recognizing the inevitable and choosing wisely
I’ll never forget when a guy standing in his front yard confronted me about looking into parked car windows mistaking me for a car thief
In spacetime, the fourth dimension… Enabled the fourth estate to Document all the comings and going… But technology has made everything… So, those days are long gone
Our faith will be tested And this test isn’t pass/fail; It’s life and death– Life is our test, Death is our grade,