Descartes wanted certainty He got it Now we’re stuck with it Uncertain how we get unstuck Does this mean we’re doomed or sav…
It never snows anymore in Baltimore but it did before you left open the refrigerator doo…
A memory hole should be just deep enough to bury yourself up to the neck– Any deeper
Everybody worships something But that something is amiss Hero worship is one thing But heroin’s an abyss Invisible from the One Ring
I always hoped My life would be Fortuitous So, I lived in fear Now I pray
Blood is thicker than water Unless it’s blood From a turnip
I don’t have any delusions of grandeur; I have delusions of posthumous grandeur that would retroactively nullify
When given the command “Explain yourself” A believer is someone who answers “I have no explanation” In order to explain everything
The never-ending apocalyptic refra… may just be yet another version of death’s denial: The world must be ending
It used to be that everybody had t… But now everybody has the same kin… Which means nobody has any kinks Leaving us all with the emptiness Of giving and receiving pain
I try to imagine what it was like for my wife when two lines meant positive and the closest I get is when
Knowing is half the battle but it’s always been left unsaid t… the other half is feeling We can now definitively say that you’ll know the battle’s been…
Everything changed when Snob appeal became mass appeal Since once the internet democratiz… It only matters What you can afford to believe
I was painting by the numbers But mysteriously One number kept coming up So, I spent the remainder of my y… Working on a series of one paintin…
Life is simple; the meaning of life is complicated As a man I’m a simple creature but I’ve been married long enough… that women are complicated
