If Wile E. Coyote ever caught the Roadrunner he’d suddenly lose interest

Your mind Is playing a trick on you And you are the trick But since all healing Is a form of getting over yourself

“You want fries with that?” used to be a line to mock the working poor How ironic that “You want fries with that?”

Success and failure Have nothing to do with what you d… And everything to do with what you… Making it equally important In victory and defeat

When I was a child The most authoritarian teacher Exerted her control through Silent lunch Yesterday, in the cafeteria

We ask people How are you doing? because it’s the easiest way to prevent them from actually telling us how they are doing

There was a time when fools managed perceptions in order to manage reality, realists managed perceptions because they couldn’t manage reali…

No one ever told the truth but not a one of us were liars because we always spoke exclusivel… in the future tense

Where once the Imaginary, the Sym… formed three sides of the same coi… now there is but one side to every… as the Imaginary is displaced by t… the Symbolic is scrambled in servi…

Nothing is Risk-free Except hell

You don’t have to have children To help raise the children And you can have children Without working at it Raising children

We’ve taken the mystery out of lif… Which makes this a murder mystery Because in choosing immortality We are killing ourselves More accurately, then

One year Has seven dog years And one of God’s weeks Has seven days Accordingly

I’m never Ready But I’m always Overprepared