The number one cause of divorce Is holding a grudge We are divorced from reality Because we hold a grudge against t… We resent the truth

Because a man is only as good as h… you’ll know he means what he says when you see him do it But on social media a man is only his words

The difference between a materiali… Is that a materialist finds it rat… That dark matter and energy must b… Because it makes their calculation… But fears they’ll never find it

Now you only get to choose which hill you’re going to comply on

In the last stage of capitalism the rich will be ascetics

It didn’t matter that I’d been scrupulously carbon neutral; my interlocutors persisted until I realized that the desire to make… had left a vast carbon footprint o…

If: “The unconscious is structured lik… Then: The ego is structured like a trans… of that language into the mother t…

If I’ve said it once they’ve liked it a thousand times

Hell is having infinite wishes but using them all to wish for infinite wishes Heaven is having infinite wishes but only needing

Much like nuclear weapons the whole point of having vacation days is never to use them

In this earthly abode ‘Twas sadness that flowed With each new download Of binary code To ease our workload

Reasonable people can disagree By agreeing to disagree But unreasonable people Can’t disagree on anything So, they have to agree on everythi…

In the confession booth I have a confession to make so that I can receive forgiveness In the show trial I have a confession to make up

Keep your friends close your enemies closer and your neighbor closest