Materialism’s biggest assumption Is that death has the last word Which is why In their fear of death Materialists never let anyone else…
You have to believe to commit And they think we’re crazy to beli… And would commit us as inpatients If only they had the patience But their patience has worn thin
Male materialists rarely make for marriage material because in their insistence that life’s not fair they further insist
Inasmuch as handling gold is always a thorny affair all gold is rose gold but black gold
If the world exists on a continuum between utopia and dystopia but instead of polar opposites utopia and dystopia are both hell then at the exact midpoint
At long last Today is the day I owe it all to you And I can only repay my debt By giving my all
The world has gone to heck And heck is hell Minus the pleasure
Everyone wants to drive a wedge between the monotheists and the Da… when the only real difference is that the former believe this land was made for you and me
When America was grouped by right… We could always meet in the middle… This was called democracy But those days are over With America divided into
You can cash in on your talent You can cash in on your good looks You can cash in on your hard work You can cash in on your good luck You can even cash in on all four
You can’t learn to write because nobody knows quite how to… You can’t learn to network because everybody is already netwo… So when you pay tuition for a writ…
Why do people hate Jews? Or, restated as a Jew Why do they hate us? Let’s answer that question with a… Who are we?
You can’t call timeout in soccer But you can fake an injury You can’t call timeout in life But you can fake yourself out By believing you’ve faked us all o…
The smartest gal in the room Is the one who realizes All the adults in the room Are emotional children Behaving like holy terrors
Whereas Stanford decided to make its mascot a tree my wife is a decision tree and I am her mascot even though I couldn’t get into S…
