Paper comes from trees but when money was made of paper we all agreed that money doesn’t grow on trees
The most surprising aspect of the… though perhaps it shouldn’t have b… was the amount of paperwork it gen…
They put a circle at dead ends so you can either live there or turn back but we just keep
The brain is pattern-seeking And it will keep making the same m… Until it sees the pattern for itse…
I always wondered if mimes were a type of clown until having my mind blown by the insight that
Give thanks to God For we are much obliged
Human beings are that species For whom No Is considered a cryptic response While
My self-care plan includes a cheat day when I get to go to church
The opposite of failure Isn’t success It’s epic failure
It’s not that you’re jeal– ous, but that you guard your jeal– ousy jealously
Everyone looks out for their own f… This is normal But looking out for your own first by dehumanizing the other for looking out for their own firs…
Yes follow the money but only because the money follows the pleasure
We all have stuff With our stuff we do our thing Our thing is making a mess Which is called creation Our mistake is thinking we need to…
Mid-life is when you realize you’re in a clown car The end of life is about accepting that of all the clowns
A charmed half-life is the time taken to lower your expectations to half their original value
