The second hardest thing in life Is facing the facts The hardest thing in life Is knowingly ignoring the facts So, people do the easy thing and i…

At long last Today is the day I owe it all to you And I can only repay my debt By giving my all

When a woman chooses her mate His first real test Is whether he accepts her dare To propose If he does, we already know her an…

Jews will tell you Right up front That they believe They are the chosen people WASPs believe that they believe

We subtract to find the difference But at bottom There is no difference Leaving it up to us To make a difference

It’s not that you’re jeal– ous, but that you guard your jeal– ousy jealously

A grown up is someone who knows the right thing to do and does it anyway

I put out a comedy album Side A was called Wins Side B was called Losses Only one side was funny

Do me a favor and riddle me this: Is he favored to win Because he’s our favorite Or is he our favorite Because he’s favored to win?

The lower classes are those people who are not allowed to compete To feel good about perpetuating th…

I thought I’d crafted a mystique when all I’d rea– lly made were mistakes

I trusted the process It wrought processed food I’m still processing

To break up with your significant other just say I need space To break it off

You can tell the difference Between those who are interested i… And those who are interested in se… By noticing those Who pay lip service to service

Art is where the Symbolic meets the Real forming a liminal space between meaning and its absence AI-generated art is where the Unr…