My children have no idea they are living through a golden age of comedy

When I ask What’s wrong? It’s always short for What’s wrong with me?

In order to survive, the out-group must make a constant study of the in-gr… and adapt to its evolving aggressi… The latest lesson is that,

When I started telling my employe… Apologies in advance! they still felt compelled by decor… No apologies needed which was how I ended exploitation

When I got to the cave at the top of the mountain and asked the hermit What is the meaning of life? she said

A man must never admit that what he wants more than anything is to be told what to do Instead

Ever since I got my first smartphone it feels like I’m visiting a museum and all the decent human beings

My wife is a lot like God If God weren’t perfect Like Him, she’s my toughest criti… But also my fiercest champion

Unlike the Americans and the Engl… who are divided by a common langua… the Americans and the Parisians are divided by a common symptom: disappointment

Hey mister, that Deep Blue is some deep shit I know, that’s why we’re

I can forgive myself anything exce… All of my contingency planning Was contingent upon Sending a contingent of negotiator…

By preserving crucial memories Your amygdala prepares for the fut… Through understanding the past By digging strategic memory holes The internet controls the present

I remember saying to myself Okay, this is it the moment of truths

If you really loved robins you would stuff your bird feeder full of worms

Only a fool believes that the river obeys the riverbed