In this age of relentless people p… the merest exercise of reason is always a form of treason

The brain is the heart’s fifth chamber and I am the chambermaid

You need to follow the rules all t… so that you’re following the rules… At the same time, you need to know exactly when to break the rules But there can’t be a rule for brea…

When the devil told me “Fuck-up is a noun And so are you” I didn’t know if he meant I’m also a fuck-up

Inevitably my spirit vegetable was rutabaga

The universe is a kinetic watch so time only keeps going if we’re on the move making Zeno’s paradox of motion just a way of reassuring ourselves

By Jove, the easi– est way to work on yourself is to get married

What I lack in hygiene I make up for in sleep hygiene

The difference between sports and real life is that if Love played basketball against Empire, Hate, Violence and Death and won

I thought I’d crafted a mystique when all I’d rea– lly made were mistakes

You can’t watch sports these days… Father Time is undefeated Which is when I always quote Saul… “Vait a minute. Vat about Rocky…

The culture war is a secret weapon in the class war which the haves use to keep the have nots

There is no theory of quantum grav… Because– Einstein notwithstanding– No one understands gravity There is no theory of God

The only way to become friends And stay friends Is to spend time together Is it any wonder, then That pandemic lockdowns

I believe in the great man theory of history because the good man theory of history is so obviously false