My constant sense of dread Was just a case Of perpetual stage fright In a never-ending performance of c… Now that I’ve dropped the act
A rising tide lifts all boats But a rising sea floods all moats
The difference between Being asleep at the wheel And being asleep at the wheel Of a self-driving car Is that in the former
One problem with civilization is that the people drawn to power are precisely those who lack it
You will know You are in the fight of your life When fighting it Is more important Than winning it
Charlie Brown wants To believe Lucy wants To deceive But maybe, just maybe
Like Ikea fur– niture, I am difficult to put together
I may have a way with words but the metaverse is fast doing away with words
Told to shut my mouth I took them literally Zipped my lips And held my breath Until I could stomach it no longe…
Paradoxically To approach perfection You need to make Really big mistakes Ironically
In all my years as warden I could never figure out how to co… with NFPA code 14.14.1.5.1- “Access to exits shall be marked b… readily visible signs in all cases…
I didn’t know my own strength because my strength is in numbers But now I know that my greatest w… was wanting to be number one Fortunately, while it’s easy to ge…
Carry a pen, should you need to write “Note to self: Congratulations!”
Liberalism is a gift That can only be received from Go… Sourced anywhere else It becomes a debt That can never be repaid
Relationships are hard work unless you’ve preemptively announc… that you’re quitting but staying on as a volunteer
