The bad news is that liberal societies can only cohere in the face of external enemies The good news is that we will never lack for

In a failed democracy the one thing both sides can agree on is that the real traitors are the loyal opposition

Late capitalism compensated for it… by blending it into its own propri… No one can redeem the past But everyone can redeem coupons!

When success is made mandatory for all it becomes impossible for any

Step up to bat– It’s you against the world First base– Doubt yourself Second base–

When America was grouped by right… We could always meet in the middle… This was called democracy But those days are over With America divided into

As mysterious as the caterpillar bursting into the butterfly a lifetime of following all the ru… somehow prepared them to change all the rules

Yes, humans suck– that’s a universal The reason we haven’t been able to fix it is that being a human doesn’t suck for eve…

It’s not for me to judge What is it? Me And I’ve gotta be me So, free will consists of

Don’t think of a pink elephant and while you’re at it Don’t kill the messenger

I’ll give you the forest And I’ll take the trees You save the whales And I’ll keep the bees The sand in your eyes

Civilization began when a discussion group convened to debate the meaning of the phras… The less said, the better

But you will always get a second chance to make a false impression

I thought I could keep the family… until I realized I was the family… So, all the time I was afraid of… the family’s dirty laundry I was already wearing

The American cure for the boredom of meaninglessness is not to pursue meaning but to outpace boredom which is why our mass nihilism