The difference between dreams and… Waking life is a recurring dream That fulfills your most urgent wis… For another chance So, if you’ve been given another c…
When the people believe The Constitution protects and uph… Their varying beliefs But when the people don’t believe Embracing nihilism by replacing G…
You can’t believe without doubt But if you only believe in doubt Then you’re doubting doubt Which is like Exhaling and exhaling
Note that the male tes– tes are exactly the size of small potatoes
I’ve never won an argument with my wife but since I learned to let her have the last word I’ve consistently covered the spre…
If you want to win friends and inf… Find out what they care about (This is easy) Ask them about it (This is significantly harder)
I’m no angel But I have two angels– One to protect me from others And one to protect me from myself So, I was never alone
People wonder how long it will tak… AI to get smarter than us but the smart money is on us getting dumber than AI first
It never snows anymore in Baltimore but it did before you left open the refrigerator doo…
I was painting by the numbers But mysteriously One number kept coming up So, I spent the remainder of my y… Working on a series of one paintin…
In sci-fi movies They predict future crimes Arresting the accused Before they can start Much less finish
In the past walking into a cathedral made you feel small Now it makes you feel fat
You can tell the difference Between those who are interested i… And those who are interested in se… By noticing those Who pay lip service to service
Goodbye is not always goodbye In fact, it never is For while I may never see you aga… I’ll never unsee you
To be the bigger person you need to realize that egos are like animals: the smaller their proportions the greater their proportional str…
