If we’re to believe the internet a hero’s journey consists of a hero who goes on an adventure, is victorious in a decisive crisis… and comes home changed or transfor…

It was only after The social media firestorm Had burned our civilization down That we rose from the ashes Like a phoenix

This world’s highest praise– “Never change”- Is actually a curse Only God and His Torah are uncha… So that in our constant evolution

By the time Abraham and Isaac cli… Human beings had long since evolve… Survive danger and avoid death Long enough to overcome death By reproducing and raising offspri…

God already knows Where this is all going But it’s up to all of us How we get there

Lunch is born free but everywhere is in chain restaurants

Mother Goose was always considere… a good enough mother Until lately we realized her failure to smother It was unanimous

It’s easier for capitalism to end than to imagine the end of capital…

We spend our whole lives going in… Our mistake is believing that we’r… When we’re always either Slowly spiraling upwards Or caught in a downward spiral

Asked to surrender his battleship John Paul Jones replied “I have not yet begun to fight!” Asked to surrender my ego trip I replied

I was never comfortable in my own skin but I always felt okay in alligator boots

The ego is a helicopter equipped to safeguard belonging deter conflict and elevate status

The sign used to say: Gentlemen may remove their hats All others must Now it reads: Ladies and gentlemen may wear thei…

Kid, I’ve flown from one side of the galaxy to the other, I’ve seen a lot of strange stuff, but I’ve never seen anything to make me believe there’s a theory of mind controlling everythi...