When I stand before this world I’m afraid to say What I have to ask you About my desire: “Is that too much to ask?”
God’s not buying it Until you own it– Are we clear?
At work They know me by my secret identity The mild-mannered Clark Kent But at home with my family I can relax and let them see the r…
Rule #1- Where God says no, the devil says… And where the devil says no, God… Rule #2- If everybody knows the answers ahe…
Yes, humans suck– that’s a universal The reason we haven’t been able to fix it is that being a human doesn’t suck for eve…
Thesis: I think it through to see it throu… Antithesis: I think it through to see through… Synthesis:
In an online community You don’t have to commute But your sins will never be commut…
While others await the second coming my own second shortcoming (the first– keeping the peace
I put out a comedy album Side A was called Wins Side B was called Losses Only one side was funny
When I was a baby My mother wiped my bum Social media, then, is the fountai… As I become its obedient child Every time it wipes my memory
A man wants the mother of his children to be a chef in the kitchen “imaginative” in the bedroom a shrink in the living room
If we had our druthers We would be insufferable Instead, we suffer As if desire were a curse And not our saving grace
A la recherche du temps perdu has been variously translated as A Remembrance of Things Past and In Search of Lost Time
I was never comfortable in my own skin but I always felt okay in alligator boots
Of what value Would be my love If I could not Give my life for it Our (patent) pending immortality,…
