I’m not afraid of jumping in front of a bus because I don’t want to jump in front of a bus I am afraid of

One of the great rabbinic sages ex… That this world’s three most inten… Are Jews, dogs, and roosters My take? No one greets the day like a roost…

My organizing principle Is that everyone wants to be princ… Unless they realize that God is p… And that for God Everyone is principal

Social media– the bureaucracy of the people– is an eternal now where you always have just enough time

In cyberspace We play Simon Says In an endless repetition of Repeat after me In the world to come

I grew up listening to Barbara St… You don’t bring me flowers anymore and determined I’d never make that… Ten years into marriage my wife sa… Don’t bring me flowers anymore

Both my parents were tall and I ended up a shrimp Not coincidentally, my diet has al… largely consisted of pink flamingo… though scientists insist that it’s…

Would my dentist still want me to floss if he knew that’s how I justified not going to the dentist

I fist met Cap’n Crunch back when he was 2nd Lieutenant C… He did this weird thing where he’d… in the powdered milk powder and sa… Stays crunchy even in milk!

When postmodern nihilism governs w… Western elites govern by playing i… Because nothing is worth the risk

The baton is a scroll that says– among other things– The road goes on forever Heaven is

Self-flattery will get you everywhere but there’s nowhere left to go

I never knew who they thought I really was until I finally staked my claim

Language is great for Letting us tell each other Where it hurts And you keep telling me It hurts when I don’t listen

Beauty is in the eye of the stockholder