The number one rule For doing a number on us Is taking a number Because when our number comes up It’s only ever because our days ar…

Eat, drink And be merry But don’t drink And derive

I may not be deep but I compensate for it by getting deep into the weeds

Our mistake is in believing That a lifetime of events Come varyingly in one of two forms… Blessing or curse When in truth

In cyberspace We play Simon Says In an endless repetition of Repeat after me In the world to come

When Eddie Money said “I’ve got two tickets to paradise” he didn’t mention that the paradise sales team only sells tickets in pairs

In theory rule by consensus sounds more democratic but in practice it leads to hung juries

People want to get rich because they think money will make them happy People want to stay rich because they know that money

If you take a hot-blooded child and raise him in a cold-blooded cu… don’t be surprised when you get a lukewarm-blooded vulture

I can’t just let go of my past I have to lose a tug of war and get third degree rope burns

I knew Remain was in trouble when they announced that a vote fo… was also a vote in favor of renami… Brexit McBrexitface

The three day seminar culminated with walking across smooth sea glass and still cutting our feet

A civilization requires a high degree of both technological and cultural develop… So what do you call it when technological development

We all know that one word or phras… Can mean two different things But we forget that one thing Can mean two different words or ph… To wit

In showing us what darkness looks… fog is equal and opposite to stars lighting up the night sky