When life gives white people lemon… they make ginger tea lemonade wit…

The best way to control somebody Is to divide the mind from the bod… Because the body is where the soul…

I was an idea man with one good idea and I have no idea why they stole my idea of a good t… when they could just have it

Lunch is born free but everywhere is in chain restaurants

The difference between God and ma… When we get up to our usual shenan… God always says Frankly my dear, I do give a damn

Philosophers dream of “The view from nowhere” Granting pure objectivity Instead, we got the internet’s View from everywhere

Puzzles can be solved Problems can only be exchanged

By keeping us on screen text messages, direct messages, et… are always mixed messages of the Trust, but verify

Because a man is only as good as h… you’ll know he means what he says when you see him do it But on social media a man is only his words

We confuse freedom for the act of choosing when our frontal lobe has no choice but to choose just as a heart must beat

Unlike the Americans and the Engl… who are divided by a common langua… the Americans and the Parisians are divided by a common symptom: disappointment

No one can describe exactly What it was like When God spoke directly to all 2… At Mt. Sinai Because it was the only time

My grandfather built his house With his own hands And yet later in life Cut off half his thumb with a chai… If Alanis Morissette is right

The lamppost is an outpost Where it’s safe to admit That between you, me, and the lamp… Self-knowledge is over-rated Self-deception is automated

In the new cold war between the neoliberal west and the Chinese Communist Party the neoliberals are destined to wi… having already hacked the path of…