Just as He covered 2/3 of the Ear… God made us each 2/3 water To make it obvious But not too obvious That we don’t ever die

Post-pandemic life is like being a… Who comes home only to find Her parents have replaced Her obviously dead goldfish With a new one

We are not material beings; We are embodied spiritual beings Language is how the spirit moves u… As in moves our bodies– Especially when words are set to m…

“Did you know that your brain regularly fills in for missing information, much of the time without you even knowing that this is going on?” “(I)t happens so very quickly and without con...

They weren’t allowed to forcibly i… but in 2032 the Supreme Court app… for those who refused In a stroke of luck I was assigne… to the “Canadian” tar sands

Saying Get out of your comfort zone to an American is like telling a turtle to get out of its shell

My biggest mistake In fantasy football Is expecting today To be like yesterday Come to think of it

He may have gotten away with mass… But at least we didn’t let him Get away with murder

The funny thing is if you’re continually nervous about getting into a wreck you become a nervous wreck and then

Those who were once just foaming at the mouth have been rebooted by social media… fomenting at the mouth

My whole life, I thought I’d done… Duly deputized by the law of the l… As enforced by the superego, for w… But due to unforeseen circumstance… When instead of always being due f…

It was only after we debuted our sugar coated raisins to fight back against Craisins that I realized you could win hearts and minds

Imagine what the mannequins say to… as they go their separate ways fro… as each ships out from the factory A religious mannequin says: There, but for the grace of God,…

I’m always leaving things at church so the lost and found won’t be empty

When I was a child The most authoritarian teacher Exerted her control through Silent lunch Yesterday, in the cafeteria