While I was waiting for them to come to their senses they came to my house

Just as a lucky horseshoe works Whether you believe in it or not As long as the competition to pass… Goes on forever Then everyone’s a winner

Beauty is in the eye of the stockholder

Early big bang theor– ists were known for eating quite a lot of popcorn

Power is the ability To maintain your non-negotiables And the world to come Will arrive when we stop trying To negotiate a new deal with God

When we restrict someone’s space i… we say that they are doing time implying that the rest of us are doing spacetime You do time

Life’s unhappiest surprises always come from those you’ve known forever without ever knowing the score but now you will

The remarkable thing about life is how time consuming it is

As Amazon Prime Minister I’m ringleader of the carefree world

Don’t sweat the small stuff. It’s all big stuff.

Life is short because God knows to leave us wanting more

If we know our physics is real Because GPS works Then we know our God is real Because language works

Secure in my authenticity I thought I’d avoided that trap which had ensnared so many of my g… the safety of ironic distance– until I realized that

All art’s politi– cal but some art is more re– ligious than others

Late capitalism compensated for it… by blending it into its own propri… No one can redeem the past But everyone can redeem coupons!