Secure in my authenticity I thought I’d avoided that trap which had ensnared so many of my g… the safety of ironic distance– until I realized that

When you come in peace I fall to pieces And then collect myself For the gathering storm

When things were easy going it was easy to believe you were on the up and up But when the going got tough suddenly you were going

The first thing you’re taught is t… you can make some of the people drink Coke all of the time and you can make all of the people drink Coke some of the time but

Guilty, I’d pled when left for dead for what I had said but as the undead squeezed my bonehead

There is hiding yourself and there is hiding from yourself; the former is often

My wife now relates to me very much as she does to stinky cheese

Love may never win but love always ties

Were I not happily married to my Jewish bride I would have happily lived out the rest of my days none the wiser

I’m never Ready But I’m always Overprepared

The decisive moment at the gates o… is exactly like the denouement in Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? but with one twist To make you feel the pressure

The only reason to pursue fame is to forestall the possibility that you’re the kind of person who would die wishing you’d been more famous

Al Gore didn’t invent the internet He created a device for the reinforcement of irrational thoughts and behaviors

Because man is condemned to freedo… his freedom has no exchange value Still, every man has his price since he is always free to sell his soul to the devil

The difference between poisonous snakes and venomous human beings is that when the snake bites you and explains