I thought I was choosing between Life and death When really, I was choosing betwe… First and last place So, when I thought I chose life
All words are defined by other words except for God’s rule
Beauty is in the eye of the stockholder
In the act of creating new life men presage their relationship with death
It turns out they were right when they removed the self-destruc… explaining You won’t be needing this anymore now that you have autocorrect
Tom Brady keeps a portrait of him… that is becoming progressively more likable
What would my life be like If I stopped worrying And trusted God completely? Instead of preparing for the worst And hoping for the best
All men come with self-destruct bu… If he seems to be missing one, you’re the button
A long time ago I received my mission statement: The best version of myself isn’t t… I’m currently on my ten thousandth… Trying to figure out what this mea…
Unsurprisingly If a man learns only one thing abo… In all his years of marriage It’s that there is nothing more ob… Than someone who thinks he’s not b…
When did we ditch the Pledge of Allegiance for the wedge of a grievance
All behavior is purposeful and all behavior is self-serving until you realize that all behavior is self-serving which is when you find out what ha…
Living in the Information Age is… looking at a Pointillist painting but you can’t connect the dots
God’s command to cells was slightly different: be fruitful and divide
Just because they’re coming to get you doesn’t mean you’re not paranoid
