The opposite of failure Isn’t success It’s epic failure

Secure in my authenticity I thought I’d avoided that trap which had ensnared so many of my g… the safety of ironic distance– until I realized that

Higher education purports to prepare you for life when really it exists to indebt you for life, expanding campus ideology

The dark side of the Force Is the force of habit The light side of the Force Is the force of habit

Jews learned to read between the l… when time and again they were granted a lifetime membe… only to find that their membership could still be lapsed

Don’t talk to strangers; Sing with them

When I sallied forth to share my… just one voice in the wild multipl… They told me to go fly a kite; it seemed that’s just life in the… Then I recalled as it began to ta…

We have passed from an age of temporary solutions for permanent… consider religion and death– to an era of permanent solutions for temporary…

One party rule Finally clicked in America When the ruling party rebranded As the Pajama Party

Who says ye cannae change the laws… Where before Every action had An equal and opposite reaction Now every reaction

The discomfort that Americans now all evince in one another used to be reserved for old people who get rich quick

Everybody worships something But that something is amiss Hero worship is one thing But heroin’s an abyss Invisible from the One Ring

Archaeologists have looked and loo… But what if the Earth itself is o… And our universe the flood of dark… As we inhabit story within story w… In an infinite fractal

In failing to put the I in team I took the erotic out of neurotic

I always liked making people laugh until my undergraduates told me that it was an abuse of power asym…