A people pleaser pretends to live in Youtopia but really resides in Myopia because all he can see is what he needs from you
According to Exxon Mobil absolute solar power corrupts absolutely
Alas Nobody wakes up in the morning To kiss my ass Miraculously I don’t wake up in the morning
The first step in bearing the trut… is telling it This will make you unbearable, starting the next step of banishme… Form there, it is up to you
The universe is always asking By chance, do you have a creative…
I was never one for playing the field but I was really good at standing on the sideline worrying over my equipment
Beauty is in the eye of the stockholder
The kingdom of heaven is like a tr… where gentlemen may remove their h… while all others must
Actually, we all died in the pande… Life– I can’t afford not to Pandemic life– I can’t afford to… The afterlife– I can’t afford not…
Reasonable people can disagree By agreeing to disagree But unreasonable people Can’t disagree on anything So, they have to agree on everythi…
After fifteen years of marriage I thought by now I’d have made partner
The culture war is a cyber war where you can’t tell that you’re behind enemy lines until you’re compelled to read your lines
The answer man is left with a ques… What does a woman want? The question woman is stuck with a… A good man is hard to find but eas…
When men attempted to usurp God’s… By building the Tower of Babel God dispersed men among parallel l… Paradoxically rendering universe p… While, as ever, remaining one
When my dog gives me that knowing… I don’t know what she knows I only know that she knows Who I’m fooling And it isn’t her
