I’m not scared of the explicit danger I’m afraid of the implicit threats

Like anything else immortality has its pros and cons: Our chickens never come home to ro… but our cows never come home eithe…

You cannot beat God in any sport but you can tie Him in bowling

When Eddie Money said “I’ve got two tickets to paradise” he didn’t mention that the paradise sales team only sells tickets in pairs

You’ve met your femme fa– tale when you can’t stop wishful thinking about her

I always liked making people laugh until my undergraduates told me that it was an abuse of power asym…

One interpretation holds that the… And the Tree of Knowledge of Goo… Are one and the same tree Which makes sense to me Since when Adam and Eve decided t…

When the whole world is a disaster area everyone becomes a comic relief worker

My ego is too big

I won the day when my antagonist branded me a reactionary because, of course, I’m an overreactionary

The duel with yourself is whether Your life will be a duel with God Or a duel against others This is the fight of your life And you have two hands

Generation X Marks the Spot Where a hex Is an aught But a flex

The devil is in the details And God is in my feelings Here are the details on my feeling… I feel like The devil is just here to force th…

Life can seem meaningless But I’ve found that Meaning is never lifeless

The most common rookie mistake is thinking that because you know what you were saved from that you also know what you were saved for