All sense of control is an illusio… except for the control you feel in letting go of your need for contro… handing it over to God or to other people

It wasn’t until I earned my MBA that I understood the second comin… as an incredible opportunity for r… e.g, think about the implications… Jesus updated from sandals to toe…

So, how did we survive? We felt God’s Presence OMG, we would have never thought…

We spend our whole lives going in… Our mistake is believing that we’r… When we’re always either Slowly spiraling upwards Or caught in a downward spiral

I tried using my get out of jail free card but the CVV on the back was Roman Numerals for eleven

God looks down and sees all of His good kids making bad choices God is one but decides to speak to us

Both my parents were tall and I ended up a shrimp Not coincidentally, my diet has al… largely consisted of pink flamingo… though scientists insist that it’s…

You seem to have caught me in a gr… But it can’t be at all my fault if As you’ll see in the hieroglyph My back is to the cliff Over which the lemmings drift

I thought the Protestant work eth… I saw all the lazy rivers in peopl… until I noticed they were each swi… against the current

If the soul is eternal then self-overcoming more than becoming who you really… is becoming who you always were It’s like peeling away

We treat life as if Postponing the inevitable When we should be busy Preparing for the inestimable

While I was waiting for them to come to their senses they came to my house

Is it live? Let’s go to instant replay For constant analysis While we wait and see And while we wait for it

I know I’m losing an argument with my friends when my thoughts turn to lunch I know I’m winning when I’m about to lose my lunch