“The week that AI went to scale” was immediately followed by “North America’s UFO weekend” as if all this time the UFOs had been waiting

All raw deals Are some version of the following: If we screw up You’ll keep your mouth shut Because if you draw attention to i…

With organized religion there is a method to the madness In a rational society there is a madness to the method

When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs

You are a rope which The devil has tied up in knots Only God can help you Untie the knots When you unfurl

You can never be happy with what you have; on– ly with what you lack

Thinking of happiness as the meaning of life is like thinking of sugar as the meaning of food

There’s always been a method to our madness Its latest name is the scientific method The madness is believing in

My grandfather built his house With his own hands And yet later in life Cut off half his thumb with a chai… If Alanis Morissette is right

Anticipation or dread work equally well at stopping time though the length of the work week

The universe is always asking By chance, do you have a creative…

A man wants the mother of his children to be a chef in the kitchen “imaginative” in the bedroom a shrink in the living room

There Is Always Room For

Setting aside crimes of passion, when people commit crimes it’s eit… they think they can get away with… or because they want to get caught Either way, they’re guilty;

I was the first ever lobster discovered in the wild with a rubber band around my claw clamping it shut