100% of success is showing up on time

God is equal parts Ardor and candor But we can’t get a handle on True love

Gaslight, gas bright First-class I seek tonight I wish I may I wish I might Have the wishful thought

I have two dogs Which means I’m in double trouble I have three daughters Which means

No man is an island but plenty live in abandoned towns

Finding God is like that feeling… When you look everywhere for your… But can’t find them anywhere Until you realize they are on your… They don’t have a word for this fe…

AI can’t desire so it is taking over the world because we desire it imagining that AI will tell us exactly what to do

At bottom freedom consists of the possibility that you are wrong

If husbands were like pro basketball players I’d be an all star but one with an exceptionally low trade value

In the past Anyone on the far right or far lef… Could look all the way across the… And see their opposite On the far right or far left

The number one cause of divorce Is holding a grudge We are divorced from reality Because we hold a grudge against t… We resent the truth

Instead of using our flashlights to move through the wilderness in the dark, slowly we believe that if we just keep shining them about the dark forest

Men are from Mars Women are from everywhere else

It’s not how well you prompt AI it’s how promptly you do so because he who laughs first will have the last laugh

When I was a baby My mother wiped my bum Social media, then, is the fountai… As I become its obedient child Every time it wipes my memory