In the last stage of capitalism the rich will be ascetics
Strange that we use Out of order for broken and for breaking the rules As if the Coke machine
Tom Brady keeps a portrait of him… that is becoming progressively more likable
Because bodies make a fart joke of… etiquette used to dictate that whe… passed gas at, e.g., a dinner part… the polite thing to do was to pret… the fart never happened
Hook-up apps have given intimacy all the allure of an oil change
Whenever people used to ask Why bother? I always had an answer at the read… Don’t bother Because it involves bothering othe…
Initially, as you approach hell it feels like you’re getting a warm welcome
In fragile civilizations Power is used to acquire status And status is just for decoration In resilient civilizations Self-sacrifice is recognized as th…
We used to be able to talk to each… About the world Because we could always say Present company excluded But now that every screen
We’re running out of time Because we’re running So walk, don’t run For though we have no time to wast… Haste still makes waste
The Imaginary: I disagree with what you say but I will defend to the death your right to say it The Symbolic:
You will only find happiness when the answers to the questions What would you do if you knew you… and What would you do if you knew you…
Because a man is only as good as h… you’ll know he means what he says when you see him do it But on social media a man is only his words
The closest I ev– er came to forming Voltron was using Groupon
If it can’t be fixed but it must be fixed it stands to reason that you should keep trying the easy fix
