Early on a Friday morning Just before I awakened My rabbi said, in a dream So, this is the way the Torah wor… But before he could explain

The biggest reason I ever did any… Was always my ego Even as a part of me insisted There must be something bigger That part, the heart

I don’t have a TV because I would watch it Instead, I watch my mouth

When an American marries into a brood of Scots it’s a matter of when and not if we overdo it with the family tarta…

Hey mister, that Deep Blue is some deep shit I know, that’s why we’re

Once the highly educated noticed t… in Buddhism right thought leads to right speech and right ac… it was only a matter of time before Mindfulness became

Your soul is mission control And Houston We have a problem Literally Problem is

Once I realized that I wasn’t afraid of sky diving just that my parachute wouldn’t op… I was able to conquer my fear without ever leaving the ground

If we insist It’s not a competition It becomes A war If we admit

Because it’s so hellacious transmuting lead into gold the people pleaser finds it heavenly to degrade gold into lead

The first half of life: Did I say that? The second half of life: I did say that The end of life:

My corner of the internet may be infinitesimally small Not even a grain in a brick in the wall Yet still I’m a part

In communist Russia no one wanted to be seen to be the first person to stop clapping for Stalin In America today

How much of your conflict with other tribes is the result of your efforts to avoid conflict within your own tribe?

The annoying thing about blenders Is how loud they are But then again My mouth functions as a blender And I’m a loudmouth