We don’t have to take care of our… But we have no choice God doesn’t have to be with us But He always is– The choice is ours

Most lives are lived in service to one institution or another but only very recently has this begun to feel

Natural disaster was always an act of God With climate change we’ve made it our own

I’ve long since stopped working on myself but I work overtime on my curated self

History always repeats itself And we find ourselves once more On the banks of the Red Sea Under extreme duress To put it mildly

Our faith will be tested And this test isn’t pass/fail; It’s life and death– Life is our test, Death is our grade,

If it can’t be fixed but it must be fixed it stands to reason that you should keep trying the easy fix

Bringing the unconscious into cons… Is a process of increasing your to… Miraculously It is simultaneously the process For increasing your tolerance of t…

If my wife could re-draft she says she’d still take me but only after trading back to the second round

I am my own worst enemy But God is my greatest ally I like my odds

A fishbowl made of screen glass is a fishbowl made for one that is magically adjacent to every other fishbowl in this world we conjured where

When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs

Seeing as no good deed goes unpuni… Everyone else turned the job offer… And went back to waiting on their… Only the Jews understood that In the real world

She may have lost the 2016 electio… but Hillary Clinton can claim a moral tie

It wasn’t false modesty exactly You might call it un-unpretentious if you were being pretentious