You can never be happy with what you have; on– ly with what you lack

I can know I think– See Descartes I can think I know– Ask my wife I can even think I think–

Just as in tennis I play to my opponent’s level in relationships

This world is backwards And reverse is the only way forwar… How do we put it in reverse When everything is backwards? By rediscovering our drive

The world to come is like a signature look that’s always a new look

You need to follow the rules all t… so that you’re following the rules… At the same time, you need to know exactly when to break the rules But there can’t be a rule for brea…

The difference between God and ma… When we get up to our usual shenan… God always says Frankly my dear, I do give a damn

What do all apples have in common? It only takes one rotten apple to… Because all apples are unique But a mob of apples are uniquely b…

In the face of loss I staved off loss of control by gainsaying a loss for words

My children have no idea they are living through a golden age of comedy

Guilty, I’d pled when left for dead for what I had said but as the undead squeezed my bonehead

They say that it is impossible To travel at the speed of light But slow and steady Always wins the race Because it is actually

Civilization began When the sons killed the father And substituted the name-of-the-fa… Civilization is ending Now that we’ve killed off the name…

Notice how the giraffe evolved so that its neck is precisely long… to reach the water when it bends d…

Faith is an act of will power And since faith isn’t knowledge Because it necessarily involves do… For now, the act is always a predi… I will believe