You’re Good, par Chris Gaither

Human Beings Come Complete with Power and Control; the Torah Is the Instruction Manual for Using Power and Control to Achieve Self-mastery While God Remains Master of All

If you try to control others The ones you will judge the harshe… Are those who are the hardest to c… Who are the ones who tell the trut… Because the truth is always one th…

It Could Go Either Way

Putin lost his mind then he lost his war then he lost his job or Putin dropped the mask

My Apologies, I was Just Being Cautious

I always thought everybody was saying It’s better to be safe, then sorry

How Can I Be My Best If I’m Just Feeding on the Remains of the West?

If you take a hot-blooded child and raise him in a cold-blooded cu… don’t be surprised when you get a lukewarm-blooded vulture

Brokedown Malice

When you move fast and break thing… broken things can’t move dividing us into those who can’t move and those who are unmoved

In the World to Come There Will Be Neither Capitalism nor Socialism Because People Will Finally Grasp the Difference Between Wants and Needs, i.e. There Will Finally Be Monotheism

The difference between God and human beings Is that God gives you what you deserve Which is always what you need

The Naked Truth

It should come as no surprise when the Emperor with no clothes e… Off with their threads!

Woman and Her Symbols

Life is simple; the meaning of life is complicated As a man I’m a simple creature but I’ve been married long enough… that women are complicated

A Cyborg Is Incapable of Sin

Strange that we use Out of order for broken and for breaking the rules As if the Coke machine

All Writers Are Living on Borrowed Time

You can’t learn to write because nobody knows quite how to… You can’t learn to network because everybody is already netwo… So when you pay tuition for a writ…

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I Asked God “What Do I Have to Offer?” and God Saw Right Through Me. He Said “You Don’t Have To; the Choice Is Always Yours.”

Step up to bat– It’s you against the world First base– Doubt yourself Second base–

My Fake Air Jordans Are Ironic, but My Ironic Moustache Is Real

Like the distended sleeve On the fake Gordon Gartrell Denise made for Theo A giraffe’s long neck Reveals it as

King Me: The Peace Movement Plays Checkers While the Militant Left Plays Chess

The most useful pawn is the one who believes himself king

Marriage Strands You on an Island Until You Embrace the Fact That It Really Is Forever, Which, Miraculously, Is Also the Moment You Realize You Never Want to Leave

As bumbling first mate to his capt… Gilligan wasn’t in charge But he was the star of the show Which is how the male ego understa…

I’ll Tell You What They Want, What They Really, Really Want

There was once a time when No Jews allowed Meant No Jews allowed But now they say

Chris Gaither

You’re Good

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