How to Win Friends and Influence people
Living well Means accepting risk Living hell Is risk-free
Your ego never knows it’s there Until you greet it Which you do By addressing the other
I thought I was too smart for my own good But happily, I’d overestimated my… and I was just smart enough to be vaporous
None of us can see further than our own noses but Pinocchio can see further than the rest of us
Inevitably my spirit vegetable was rutabaga
The soul is like water The body a glass And a dead body is just A glass from which All the water has evaporated
They used to pay us A penny for our thoughts But then they realized We would pay them To think for us
The blood-brain barrier is semiper… Because your heart pumps out love By the truckload
The whole key To reinventing the wheel with cybe… Was making the ratio of the circum… Of a circle to its diameter A rational number
It would have been enough Had God merely kept His promises But since He knows a thing or two About human psychology God always under-promises and over…
If you want to remain married one partner should stay busy moving the goalposts while the other focuses on running out the clock
7. “Strategic” nuclear war: Assured destruction = yes, but mut… 6. Giant asteroid hits earth: No one to blame 5. Cyber war:
The first half of life: If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it The second half of life: If you can’t fix it
The Fed has one lever to pull– interest rates– to keep all of us consuming
There are two kinds of people in t… Those who believe in God And those who believe in God But also believe in God You can tell the latter
