I am my own worst enemy But God is my greatest ally I like my odds
God said satis– faction guaranteed; religion is all the fine print
If the world exists on a continuum between utopia and dystopia but instead of polar opposites utopia and dystopia are both hell then at the exact midpoint
The two-week lockdown To bend the curve Turned into a year-and-a-half That bent our minds When
The last waltz isn’t over until they come waltzing back in
Shakespeare said “All the world’s a stage, And all the men and women merely p… But who is the audience? After all, we’re not performing
When we poll people about what the weather in heaven is like the most popular answer perhaps not surprisingly is like a cold day in hell
My biggest mistake In fantasy football Is expecting today To be like yesterday Come to think of it
Before I met you the happiest I’d ever been was when everything I’d ever wante… was on lay-away because I didn’t have to make any…
Business or pleasure? Let’s get down to business and ple… This is also known as Dying happy
Generation X Marks the Spot Where a hex Is an aught But a flex
The Bad News Bears Bear the bad news That people tend to kill the messe… They are the bearers of bad news Not because they bear bad news
Updating Nietzsche– If you stare into the abyss at least the abyss stares back at…
Scientists insist that 95% of the… consists of undetectable, unknowab… because this belief makes their ca… Like you and me the little that they do know
Mix-up can mean three things: - A state of confusion - Conflict, fight - Mixture If you said
