You’ve made Your waterbed Now steep in it

Can’t buy me love but you can buy me likes

You can’t prove that God exists But even if you could People would just say Correlation does not imply causati…

Where my father’s faith led him to wear a clerical collar I struggle with faith much as I do with ring around the…

If you have to ask how much pursuing it will cost you then you’ve already given way on your desire

The true test of power today is whether or not you can be forced to accept a forced apology

Consider the vowel: In Marxism, the last shall remain… as the second A in materialism always becomes the second E in mat… And in capitalism, of course

Now that everyone else is also holier than thou Our far left raised the stakes becoming holier than Mao With slogans of piffle

Your soul is mission control And Houston We have a problem Literally Problem is

It’s still wise not to panic but now it’s because you need to keep your powder dry for a moral panic

When the loyal opposition smelled a rat the administration’s defense centered on the fact that it wasn’t the rats that had carrie…

People think that their report car… will be graded Pass/Fail but since God has a mysterious rep… He gives two grades in every subje… You get an A for effort

I’m not afraid of rejection– Life is a series of rejections Until you learn that Life goes on I’m afraid of abject humiliation

Unsatisfied with turning on the T… to take our minds off things we’ve taken to turning our minds o…

You will only find happiness when the answers to the questions What would you do if you knew you… and What would you do if you knew you…