Wittgenstein let the fly out of the bottle but western philosophy was soon back on the bottle

The internet is the opposite of th… When a memory is repressed you get it back even though you can’t remember it But when it is memory-holed

Our view from the mor– al high ground was blocked by the Mt. Rushmore of golf

God isn’t dead which is another way of saying God isn’t unemployed and still has the same job just with a new job description

Let there be light blight and hindsight

The soul is an appendix made of wo… and while plenty of people function perfectly well without on… much like the physical appendix– which stores good bacteria

Hey mister, that Deep Blue is some deep shit I know, that’s why we’re

I’m always asking God What is the meaning of life? In response, God looks at my life… What is the meaning of this?

I remember saying to myself Okay, this is it the moment of truths

If you pursue any vice long enough you’ll either become bored or addi… scratch that– you’ll either become bored and qui… or bored and addicted

In becoming a celebrity a person meets the same kind of de… that a tree does in becoming a Christmas tree– embalmed in sugar

I’m not afraid of rejection– Life is a series of rejections Until you learn that Life goes on I’m afraid of abject humiliation

I always wondered if mimes were a type of clown until having my mind blown by the insight that

In the last stage of capitalism the rich will be ascetics

Everyone wants to drive a wedge between the monotheists and the Da… when the only real difference is that the former believe this land was made for you and me