Just as Tastes like chicken is code for I only want chicken I don’t know what I want

Materialism is no way out of Cartesian dualism It just turns backwards– I am, therefore I think– in an infinite regress

Knowing that everyone agrees you remind them of indoor furniture on the porch tells you nothing about what each of them thinks of you

The internet is based on sensual p… Minus three or four of the senses And one or two dimensions of space…

Higher education purports to prepare you for life when really it exists to indebt you for life, expanding campus ideology

It’s not that we are past The point of no return But that we the people Have invested our life savings In scorn for our neighbor

Never Win Anything

Men require 613 mitzvos to cleave… As tightly as God cleaves to them Which is indivisibly Women, born closer to God Require just 599 mitzvos to cleave…

Initially, as you approach hell it feels like you’re getting a warm welcome

God gave us creation and said Help yourself and so, we plundered it realizing too late that the only way

I have not loved my neighbor as my… but I have consistently greeted hi… with an insouciant bonhomie

If we’re being scientific, then The more certain you are that quan… The less certain you become as to… i.e., It works like a charm And if we’re being honest, when

You can’t make art worth dying for with what art is worth paying for

Late capitalism compensated for it… by blending it into its own propri… No one can redeem the past But everyone can redeem coupons!

As the new Assistant to the Deput… your primary initial responsibilit… 1) Establishing détente between wo… and paleo dietary restriction fact… while maintaining the dining hall’…