My organizing principle Is that everyone wants to be princ… Unless they realize that God is p… And that for God Everyone is principal

People can’t really love their ene… but they sure can love the enemy of their enemy which actually gets them awful clo… to universal love anyway

An individual is someone who must… With the fact that he could be wro… And there’s no way to know for sur… But the choice must still be made The internet offers certainty

On Fresh Air they always mention that their rock historian lives in France as if he were in exile from rock a… the same way James Joyce wrote ab…

A man starts out lying for instant gratification Inevitably, this progresses to buy… his unending rationalizations

Human beings are that species For whom No Is considered a cryptic response While

You know the (re)normalization of… is in full swing when the New Yor… justifies its publication of a cro… in the shape of a swastika on the start date of Chanukah

It’s not a real collection Unless It’s unsatisfying It’s not real money Until

Saying Get out of your comfort zone to an American is like telling a turtle to get out of its shell

While I was waiting for them to come to their senses they came to my house

Abiding means to wait expectantly, defiantly, or submiss… and I typically manage all three in the grocery store checkout line even in the express lane

The best way to feel in control even though all control is an illusion is to stand in a line

The never-ending apocalyptic refra… may just be yet another version of death’s denial: The world must be ending

Easy to please but problematic to appease

You’ve always dressed to impress But it’s only since social media That you can use your appearance To exact compulsory service