In a real life version of the ugly duckling discovering h… I was the reject popsicle stick who at long last found out I was a handy tongue depressor

In the cold war the gravest danger was recklessnes… which we solved with Mutually Assured Destruction The culture war

In days gone by we said you can lead a horse to water but you can’t make it drink In these more opportune times it’s widely understood that

If we had our druthers We would be insufferable Instead, we suffer As if desire were a curse And not our saving grace

She believed me when I said that my life was based on a true story

Cognitive Behavioral Therapy (C… Holds that there is a sequence In which an experience is followed… By a belief, a thought, and a feel… Fair enough

Nero fiddles while Rome burns? Fiddle-de-dee! Nero riddles but Rome never learn…

The first thing you’re taught is t… you can make some of the people drink Coke all of the time and you can make all of the people drink Coke some of the time but

A snowflake is a raindrop With a pattern that has crystalliz… And we are seeing patterns all aro… Because hell is finally freezing o…

Before I met you the happiest I’d ever been was when everything I’d ever wante… was on lay-away because I didn’t have to make any…

In cyberspace Nothing remains to be seen Because the fourth dimension isn’t… It’s money

The devil is in the details And God is in my feelings Here are the details on my feeling… I feel like The devil is just here to force th…

You’ll know it’s the Fountain of… when you dive in to get it over wi… endure the shock, but then you never get used to it

On a sphere If you drill down far enough Eventually you will find yourself Drilling up to the surface So, while we may never get to the…

We thought it would last forever but in retrospect we were having a high time at low tide when the clam digging was easy and the eating was good