AI didn’t write this poem; it wrote the algorithm that decided whether or not you would read it

I wear black socks On the outside Because black is how I feel In the onside

When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs

You can’t be free of self-consciousness so you have to be free with self-consciousness; we call this condition

No one who desires to be good believes themselves good; all those who believe themselves g… do so in service of their true desire

That wasn’t the sky Falling on your head That was the truth gone to ground By playing dead

None of us can see further than our own noses but Pinocchio can see further than the rest of us

Faced with a forced choice The agnostic feigns ignorance For if you ask a woman to marry yo… And she says I don’t know

You may or may not realize it yet But you’re in the army If you do You’ve got your marching orders; It’s up to you to follow them

You have to believe to commit And they think we’re crazy to beli… And would commit us as inpatients If only they had the patience But their patience has worn thin

There is no theory of quantum grav… Because– Einstein notwithstanding– No one understands gravity There is no theory of God

The lion hasn’t lain down with the lamb if, in its slumber the lion dreams it’s a lamb

Author your own story By questioning your own authority In order to find out What you are trying to control And if, like me

One interpretation holds that the… And the Tree of Knowledge of Goo… Are one and the same tree Which makes sense to me Since when Adam and Eve decided t…