Almost every student prefers and l… But will almost always take the vi… Because those classes are always e…

When you have to be rich just to be middle class what do you have to do to be rich? That’s what they call a good quest… And since you have no choice

You’ll never convince me that when the sun and moon are out at the same time it isn’t the sun appearing at nigh…

The day I found out I was as deep as a basket of botto… was the same day I learned that the problem with fishing for compl… is that you can’t throw them back

Jews learned to read between the l… when time and again they were granted a lifetime membe… only to find that their membership could still be lapsed

There are no atheists in foxholes; the world is a foxhole

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Tech’s greatest feat is maintaining the illusion that we’re finally rid of the middle man when in fact

Politics has become another form of showbiz but while the showman should always leave them wanting more the politician knows to

Just as He covered 2/3 of the Ear… God made us each 2/3 water To make it obvious But not too obvious That we don’t ever die

My wife fell right back in love with me when we came up with a rubric

The discomfort that Americans now all evince in one another used to be reserved for old people who get rich quick

I never really knew what postmodern meant until I moved to the internet when from time to time

The ego is like a booster rocket That starts out incredibly massive But sheds its size As it delivers its payload– The soul–

Knowledge is power said the company man of the hour on whom we all soon began to sour for institutional knowledge is dou…