Like Coke for Coca-Cola, Mr. Pibb is short for Mr. Pibb, ABD

The turning point came after I pegged my happi– ness to the dollar

I was one of the ones who craved religion without religion This, apparently was easy to arrange But now that I’m longing for

You can’t study for the purity test but you can copy from your neighbor

Note that the male tes– tes are exactly the size of small potatoes

There are only two questions: Are we asking the right question? and Who gets the last word?

If you travel through time it’s always the best of times and the worst of times; it’s just the ratio

Wonder Woman’s invisible jet was like a stratospheric glass cei… preventing her from flying like Superman

If you lower the status of all mal… The high-status males will be aver… And the rest will be bottom feeder… Eating away at the foundation

If nothing is possible Because of the inevitable– We mortals all die in the end– Then we are left to do the impossi… And become immortal by

God is hard to know– That’s how you know He is God And how He knows you care Whereas the devil doesn’t care How you found him

What if Vladimir and Estragon had actually been stalling for Godot

Life used to be hard And that’s how we liked it So much that we used to say Hurry up and wait In the understanding that

Living in the Information Age is… looking at a Pointillist painting but you can’t connect the dots

Vision: In an age when there is n… Mission: Because time flies when…