During the lockdown you were still technically allowed to exercise outdoors but I rigged up

In a post-pandemic bid to remain relevant the SATs have removed all true/false questions in acknowledgment that such questi…

I thought I’d crafted a mystique when all I’d rea– lly made were mistakes

In the world to come The United Nations will finally r… If you can’t beat ‘em Join ‘em

God’s not buying it Until you own it– Are we clear?

When you have to be rich just to be middle class what do you have to do to be rich? That’s what they call a good quest… And since you have no choice

As users of language we give off meaning the same way that plants as users of sunlight give off oxygen

If you are taught that asserting yourself is wrong your only defense will be victimho… Knowing this we can reverse engineer

Behaviorists insist that the mind is a black box which makes it an utter mystery

A dissident today is anyone who realizes that since you’re damned if you do damned if you don’t

Two roads diverged the one to the left leading up the garden path the one to the right leading down the garden path

The sloth’s plangent gaze confirms what we already know: The eighth deadly sin is haste

A mid-life crisis happens when you realize that life is a treadmill which keeps speeding up until you fall off

Thinking that the purpose of life… things looked good enough on the s… to believe that my life was 24-karat gold Who knew that the purpose of beaut…

When you come in peace I fall to pieces And then collect myself For the gathering storm