Now you only get to choose which hill you’re going to comply on
Time marches on and for mere mortals it marches to the beat of its own… which is how we got rhythm But the immortals found
American Express changed its slog… “Don’t leave home without it” to “Don’t live life without it” in acknowledgement that
Zionism is the hill I will die on To be buried in the ground From which the world to come Is about to burst forth
If I could put Just one thing In a time capsule It would be A crystal ball
It’s still wise not to panic but now it’s because you need to keep your powder dry for a moral panic
I tried doing everything right Until I dug a hole Took a right turn at Albuquerque And realized There are no straight lines in my…
AI didn’t write this poem; it wrote the algorithm that decided whether or not you would read it
Entire lives can be lived waiting for the other shoe to drop although often this just means you’re being crushed at a snail’s…
As ever There is the easy way And the hard way The hard way Is being condemned to a freedom
In 2019 KLM Airlines began advertising that you should take the train instead; it felt like being asked to open up the marriage
The arts say What can’t be said While agitprop tells us What can be said In a game of
The ego is a helicopter equipped to safeguard belonging deter conflict and elevate status
The devil is in the details And God is in my feelings Here are the details on my feeling… I feel like The devil is just here to force th…
It happened to me That I happened to be And before I knew what was happen… I’d happened upon a crowd Who happened to have some Grey Po…
