We guard the thin line between love and hate by loving more But we cross the thin line between self-love and self-hate

Knowing that everyone agrees you remind them of indoor furniture on the porch tells you nothing about what each of them thinks of you

Whereas Stanford decided to make its mascot a tree my wife is a decision tree and I am her mascot even though I couldn’t get into S…

I like positive reinforcement As much as the next guy And the next guy Gets a lot of likes So, it’s back to the grindstone

With God as my witness I can look and then see With man as my witness I can’t see, but I can touch With AI as my witness

When we asked Jesus to explain the mechanics of the last being first He answered in yet another parable… It’s like when you’re playing tug…

A civilization can die From a variety of causes– Famine, conquest, madness, etc. In succumbing to boredom Ours will be the first

I still believe that anything is possible It’s just that now nothing would surprise me

Your mind Is playing a trick on you And you are the trick But since all healing Is a form of getting over yourself

Of course, the west Still thinks it’s the best And in the postmodern west The best is the worst Which is all well and good

Some people say They were born too late; I was almost born too soon But then along came the internet Just in time to stop time–

I have a tendency to overreact When people tell me to get lost By taking them literally and serio… Which is literally how I found Go… Seriously!

My children have no idea they are living through a golden age of comedy

If we learned anything from the pandemic it’s that people much prefer being left to their own devices over

The world to come is like a signature look that’s always a new look