I’m neither handy nor a dandy but my wife still finds me handy d…
The wonder of it all includes everything worth loving but also everything that must be endured So, I wonder about
Faith can only move mountains by ignoring mountains of evidence Like most people who’ve lost their… I’ve retained my ability to ignore mountains of evidence
If you cut off an arm you are left with a stump to which you affix a prosthetic If you cut off a face you are left with a mask
Lunch is born free but everywhere is in chain restaurants
All art’s politi– cal but some art is more re– ligious than others
I’m not scared of the explicit danger I’m afraid of the implicit threats
We spend most of our waking lives alternating between procrastinatio… and delayed gratification as if by putting things off we’ve bought ourselves more time
Everyone has a gift in life and mine is knowing exactly how much I can bid in a silent auction without winning
No one seems to see (least of all me) that being all you can be isn’t about clutching superiority– it’s for abjuring mediocrity
In school they put me in the gifted class but as one of my favorite teachers finally put it “There’s just something missing”
There’s a groove I’ve been going… just between heroic and anti-heroi… that’s perfectly romantic But betwixt the truth-teller and the soothsayer
When randomness blends with lawfulness you get the Loch Ness
The reason every man has his price is because he always fails to real… 1. that he can never get what he w… 2. this makes his desire priceless
One would think the earth is flat “Unless” as the Coen brothers put it “round is funny”
