Faced with a forced choice The agnostic feigns ignorance For if you ask a woman to marry yo… And she says I don’t know
There are only two real superpowers: unacknowledged plagiarism and begrudging cooperation
There is no Status quo But there is Status
Domination is feudal But resistance seems futile And lo, we canoodle With the large standard poodle We all know as boodle
Civilization began When the sons killed the father And substituted the name-of-the-fa… Civilization is ending Now that we’ve killed off the name…
Which came first The morals Or the justification Hint: The #1 excuse
I was happily feeding at the trough when I noticed it had been filled with finger food
Human beings have always used the symbolic to navigate the real; until recently we did so by imagining that the symbolic is rea… whereas scientists imagine that
Until the company’s weekend retrea… I didn’t know that my leadership s… was like never having braces but still wearing a retainer
We spend most of our waking lives alternating between procrastinatio… and delayed gratification as if by putting things off we’ve bought ourselves more time
The most surprising aspect of the… though perhaps it shouldn’t have b… was the amount of paperwork it gen…
The reason God made us mortal Is the reason hiding in plain sigh… So that Knowing we must die anyway We might choose
Setting aside crimes of passion, when people commit crimes it’s eit… they think they can get away with… or because they want to get caught Either way, they’re guilty;
If, as is said Fatigue is the enemy of courage Then the greatest strength is stam… And the genesis of stamina Is constant exertion
When people give you the silent treatment have them put it in writing
