All ideas that stood the test of t… Are outdated ideas because They failed to meet our search cri… There’s no time like the present

Most tautologies are self-fulfilling prophecies For example: Most people are average But God never met

Denial was a lot easier when your head was in the clouds but your memories were stored on microfiche

It turns out they were right when they removed the self-destruc… explaining You won’t be needing this anymore now that you have autocorrect

When the doyennes of progressive a… “From the river to the sea is an a… human rights, and peaceful coexist… Bernard-Henri Levy helpfully tran… “‘From the river to the sea’, whic…

Every ego is a God complex And like you I almost had myself convinced that I am who I am

The opposite of a gun to my head Is a claim on my heart And, claim on my heart I’d say The truth will get you

The American cure for the boredom of meaninglessness is not to pursue meaning but to outpace boredom which is why our mass nihilism

The never-ending apocalyptic refra… may just be yet another version of death’s denial: The world must be ending

It’s a lot easier for men to dwell in the mystery of what a woman wants than to acknowledge what it is exactly that

Updating Nietzsche with a nod to Vince Lombardi Art isn’t the proper task of life; it’s the only task of life if life…

On the one hand even the talking cure can’t cure death On the other hand you can’t talk it to death

My wife and I have remained happi… because she recognizes me as capta… as long as I acknowledge her as air traffic control

Peanut butter’s not very good by itself but chocolate is Because I’m not very religious it’s important for me

For the antisemite the Jews’ most galling offense is the audacity of their survival, decoding the latest antisemitic sl… the smear of “Jewish Supremacy”-