You can’t watch sports these days… Father Time is undefeated Which is when I always quote Saul… “Vait a minute. Vat about Rocky…
Like generals husbands are always preparing to f… while their wives are always prepa… to fight the last just war
When they replaced me at work with… I was suddenly able to devote a lo… to not being the creative type
Upon dying peacefully in my sleep surrounded by family after a long, prosperous life the Grim Reaper looked at me and… I’m glad to see you’ve arrived saf…
As you age getting enough exercise in futility becomes more and more a portent
I have what I need I know what I want I do all that I can until my day… My God does all the rest Or
When we had bodies they called us extras which was short for extraneous though our negligible status lent a degree of latitude
The lower classes are those people who are not allowed to compete To feel good about perpetuating th…
Funny how as the left lost its sense of humor it became a joke
We’re hearing a lot of talk About saving democracy As if we were still A civilization ruled by a majority Which respects the rights of the m…
Nietzsche imagined eternal recurre… as the ultimate Yes to life! whereas Jews understand that life is a lot of love and work
People thought they could finally come and go as they pleased if they could just be rid of the g… only to find in their absence not just more and bigger gates
If you make the mistake of believi… there’s no room for error the surest way to avoid making ano… is to keep making the same mistake
God is a verb Woman is a noun And man is an adjective Put them together and you have Moderate
All fiction Is serious fiction Because all fiction Is life and death Everything on the internet
