America hates its poor now more than ever because they are the embodiment of embodiment

God said satis– faction guaranteed; religion is all the fine print

There is hiding yourself and there is hiding from yourself; the former is often

Every strength comes with a weakne… So, when a recent headline said “Is Xi Jinping all-powerful or we… it demonstrated that our greatest… is the ability to ask a stupid que…

I have a tendency to overreact When people tell me to get lost By taking them literally and serio… Which is literally how I found Go… Seriously!

People need to be a part of someth… And light is both a particle and a… Surfing, then, is a mystical union… But the internet is a tsunami And surfing the web a death wish

The first half of life: If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it The second half of life: If you can’t fix it

In the final battle between Good and Evil both sides were allowed but one weapon Good didn’t think twice;

I have two dogs Which means I’m in double trouble I have three daughters Which means

The biggest change in my lifetime Has been the change in the meaning… They don’t have a prayer It used to mean They don’t have a chance

Thanks to his bifocals Ben Franklin could see that while we might look like bald… up close we’re clearly turkeys

The three most powerful words in the English language are not I love you; they are So be it

Abiding means to wait expectantly, defiantly, or submiss… and I typically manage all three in the grocery store checkout line even in the express lane

Friendly competition is heaven on… Culture war is hell on wheels Of time But now that our culture’s wheels… We’ll soon be out of time