Feminism’s big mistake is thinking it can use a power vac… to clean up the patriarchy’s mess
I believe in a future in which man perfects the art of expressing his discontent in bushes that look like clouds
Experience teaches men that Money is addictive And love is the only cure for addi… For a thousand thousand dollars is… While one woman is more than enoug…
The truth will set you free but consensus will get you academi… i.e., tenure
All men come with self-destruct bu… If he seems to be missing one, you’re the button
God will accept everything about you but the one thing He won’t take is the blame
What’s the difference between wind… When what you desire is behind gla… And Windows shopping When what you desire is behind a s… When it’s behind glass
Waiting for a sign Is a sign of the times And while we were waiting God kept delivering the raw materi… One day at a time
There was a time when fools managed perceptions in order to manage reality, realists managed perceptions because they couldn’t manage reali…
At this late juncture All eating is competitive eating But in the world to come All competition will be An excuse for a feast
The difference between God and human beings Is that God gives you what you deserve Which is always what you need
You cannot make people want What they do not want And wanting it on their behalf When you secretly want what they w… Is a selfish wish that your dreams…
Your search for a vein is now done in vain under the soft tyranny of wireless narcotics in whose touchless embrace
The only ones Who antisemites hate more than Je… Are Jews who defend themselves There is a name For their belief system:
Life is a test but I’d been treating it like a quiz– which is a preparation for a test– under the assumption that when I d…
