In the story of The boy who cried wolf There was no wolf Until there was And there still is
My ego is too big
Do me a favor and riddle me this: Is he favored to win Because he’s our favorite Or is he our favorite Because he’s favored to win?
Because bodies make a fart joke of… etiquette used to dictate that whe… passed gas at, e.g., a dinner part… the polite thing to do was to pret… the fart never happened
If a computer could speak we could not understand it
Unlike the Americans and the Engl… who are divided by a common langua… the Americans and the Parisians are divided by a common symptom: disappointment
The struggle to become an individual in no way implies the need to be unique
Nothing is Risk-free Except hell
The universe is always asking By chance, do you have a creative…
Do I still get credit For ignoring the critics If they are just the voices in my…
I can’t say I have wants and needs; mainly I don’t want to be needy
There are no endings neither happy nor sad– Does this make you happy or sad? I pretend to answer the question by preferring songs that end
We ask people How are you doing? because it’s the easiest way to prevent them from actually telling us how they are doing
I thought I was too smart for my own good But happily, I’d overestimated my… and I was just smart enough to be vaporous
You can’t burn a bridge when they’ve already dismantled th… to keep you out but you can burn an eternal flame to mark the location