The difference between poisonous snakes and venomous human beings is that when the snake bites you and explains

I was afraid of death which is to say afraid to live until I chose my hill to die on For in deciding where

In comic books Superheroes assume a secret identi… In order to fool others So they can continue to serve othe… In real life

If you want to win friends and inf… Find out what they care about (This is easy) Ask them about it (This is significantly harder)

If dreams are the fulfillment of wishes you aren’t allowed to make then daydreams are the fulfillment of wishes

God said satis– faction guaranteed; religion is all the fine print

The old playbook was all about helping you know the right time to go for it

Accustomed to the view from their… the rich had no idea they were fas… a very steep waterfall

Both my parents were tall and I ended up a shrimp Not coincidentally, my diet has al… largely consisted of pink flamingo… though scientists insist that it’s…

One difference between God and A… Is that God tests our faith Because He has faith in us Whereas AI tests our patience Because it is supposed to make lif…

The One Ring had it backwards The one thing that bestows power is

Just because life is good doesn’t mean it isn’t also too much of a good thing

Much of life is boring Which is also why Life is so funny

All self-help books boil down to this: You can’t fold a piece of paper more than 7 times but if you could fold it 103 times

Not to be outdone I cut my face off to spite my nose