Male materialists rarely make for marriage material because in their insistence that life’s not fair they further insist

The internet is the opposite of th… When a memory is repressed you get it back even though you can’t remember it But when it is memory-holed

On a sphere If you drill down far enough Eventually you will find yourself Drilling up to the surface So, while we may never get to the…

But surely, you’ve noticed by now That all progress is incremental Across increments of time Because all progress is time-bound And the unfolding of time

No one ever told the truth but not a one of us were liars because we always spoke exclusivel… in the future tense

Because I never learned anything… I learned the hard way that it’s the only way to learn anything at all

On a scale of one to ten One being the lowest Ten being the highest Rate yourself Then imagine

When did we ditch the Pledge of Allegiance for the wedge of a grievance

Only a poet Can accurately describe anything More accurately A poet can describe anything Except himself

AI is a genie in a bottle that can only grant one wish: the wish for

Because we are social beings whenever people said they have no… they always meant they have no soc… Real life was social life But now social life is short for

Mid-life crisis: the failure to start hoping you don’t get what you want

Once the highly educated noticed t… in Buddhism right thought leads to right speech and right ac… it was only a matter of time before Mindfulness became

My wife sleeps on her back while I sleep in the mis– take prone position

Naturally, we all want the very be… Only to discover That there is a lot of work involv… For something which in this world You can never have