War gave way Not to peace But to endless meetings

My dad was a very religious man He always told me You’ve made your bed now you’ve got to not eat in it

You don’t have to believe in God But if you don’t I believe you will hit a wall That wall is the limit of your thi… Since you will only be able to go

I thought they’d finally say Mea culpa But they still just said Me

My wife is R2-D2 Which, of course Makes me C-3PO She is constantly getting us into… In order to save us from ourselves

There’s equality And there’s e-quality You know the former when you see i… You know the latter when it sees y…

The devil is ingenious: Since our minds are inside the min… The devil has designs on us Uploading our minds to the cloud– i.e. To hell–

You have bathed in the Fountain o… Every time you wash off the sweat After a hard day’s work

We all know death is coming and yet it remains a surprise ending

I have a different problem: there are no feelings to express my words

We used to be able to talk to each… About the world Because we could always say Present company excluded But now that every screen

I don’t meet many people with a mind like a steel trap Instead, the really smart people tend to have minds like trawling n… to catch the really big fish

Now that mindfulness is the official state religion the attention economy will be centrally planned

Liberalism deepened by religion Religion widened by liberalism Until the body and soul politic Is so deep That it swallows our fears

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