I always liked making people laugh until my undergraduates told me that it was an abuse of power asym…
Asked to account for his success w… he explained that he drives his ca… like he won it on The Price Is R…
Life was once a high-wire act without a net Now it’s tennis without a net
Higher education purports to prepare you for life when really it exists to indebt you for life, expanding campus ideology
The ego is a helicopter equipped to safeguard belonging deter conflict and elevate status
Having heard that God is everywhe… and failing to see Him anywhere the unbeliever deduces that God is neither here nor there when, in fact, God is in the air
Heads I bite my tongue Tails You cut it off
Nothing is more anathema to our ti… than a phrase that was still secon… just five minutes ago: May the best man win To understand everything we’ve los…
Here’s the deal: You have no say in any of this but that doesn’t mean you can’t still have your way if you learn to see things our way
No one loves a woman like her man and no one loves capitalism like its Marxists In each case
We used to have the haves and the have nots But then the haves were further subdivided into the haves and the have to
In a real life version of the ugly duckling discovering h… I was the reject popsicle stick who at long last found out I was a handy tongue depressor
I didn’t start consistently moonwa… until they required us to wear Fit… to qualify for our employee health…
Because, per Morrissey “We hate it when our friends becom… we got rid of success by eliminating all competition except for the number of friends
Nothing is Risk-free Except hell
