No one wanted to wear augmented reality goggles until our design team hit upon the idea of making them look

In the old country song When Mac Davis sings “Oh lord it’s hard to be humble When you’re perfect in every way” I always assumed

People are like whales who have gotten sick of plankton

The AI arms race will be won By a people who learn how to bend… To the will of the people This can only be done by a people Who have learned (and remembered)…

The lamppost is an outpost Where it’s safe to admit That between you, me, and the lamp… Self-knowledge is over-rated Self-deception is automated

All movement occurs in time Will we make our move in time? Time will tell The obvious answer: All movement occurs in time

If husbands were like pro basketball players I’d be an all star but one with an exceptionally low trade value

Am I winning If I am Beating a dead horse

The difference between God and ma… When we get up to our usual shenan… God always says Frankly my dear, I do give a damn

To those who say they’ll keep working until they die I say don’t die–

Actually marr– iage is like riding a tan– dem unicycle

I knew Remain was in trouble when they announced that a vote fo… was also a vote in favor of renami… Brexit McBrexitface

God is equal parts Ardor and candor But we can’t get a handle on True love

In the beginning God said Let there be light A week later In the Garden of Eden

Climate change is just the latest chapter in our ever-ending story